The homestead that thinks with you.
Track your animals, garden, pantry, and gear in one place — then let Harold read your own records and advise you on what's next, grounded in your own numbers. It’s the homestead app that actually thinks.
No card to start · Never used to train Harold · Cancel anytime
Harold
your homestead advisor
How are my hens doing this week?
Your Buff Orpingtons laid 19 eggs this week, down 38% from 31 last week. That lines up with the cold snap and the shorter days. I’d add a few hours of coop light morning and evening, bump their protein, and check for any hidden molt. Want a quick winter-lay checklist?
How Harold answers — grounded in the kind of records you already keep.
Not a logbook
Most apps just store what you type. Harold reads it.
He turns your lay rates, frost dates, and feed costs into specific, husbandry-literate advice — like having someone who’s kept animals for thirty years looking over your shoulder. That’s where other apps stop. Harold reads your records and advises you from your own numbers, which is the difference between a logbook and an advisor.
Grounded in your data
Every answer cites your real numbers and dates — this week’s lay rate, your frost window, your feed spend — not generic tips off the internet.
Proactive, not passive
Harold flags the lay-rate dip, tonight’s frost, the jam about to expire, the tractor overdue for service — before you think to ask.
Fluent in husbandry & growing
Poultry, goats, rabbits, bees, and the kitchen garden, across every season — the way a neighbor with thirty years on the land would talk.
One home for your whole homestead.
Livestock, garden, preservation, and infrastructure — each keeps its own books and rolls up to a single homestead total.
Livestock
Any species — poultry, goats, rabbits, bees. Production, breeding, incubation & gestation, health, and feed costs.
Garden & Crops
Beds, plantings, and varieties with a planting calendar tuned to your frost dates and hardiness zone.
Preservation
Canning, freezing, curing — track every batch from harvest to pantry, with best-by reminders before it turns.
Infrastructure
Equipment and maintenance, frost-aware warnings, and one task list that spans the whole place.
The little big things
Thoughtful where it counts.
The details that turn a tracker into the tool you actually reach for.
Your forecast, right on the dashboard
A live local forecast with a 7-day outlook — plus an automatic frost watch that lights up the moment a cold night comes hunting for your tender plants.
Every animal, by name
Go past head counts: give each animal a tag, breed, birthday, status, notes, and a photo — with its own health and production history riding along.
Point your phone at it
A mystery bug, an off-color leaf, a new hen — snap a photo and Harold names it, tells you if it's friend or foe, and what he'd do next. Honest when he's unsure, and careful where it counts.
Try it free — no account →The money side
Know your numbers.
Budgets, real costs, and tax-ready reports — so you can see whether the place is paying for itself, without wrestling a spreadsheet.
Targets that keep you honest
Set a monthly spending target — overall, by area, or by category — and an income goal to aim for. A simple bar fills green while you're on track and orange the moment you tip over.
What a dozen eggs really costs
Tag feed and vet spend to a flock and Homestead Paradise divides it by what you gathered — so you know your true cost per dozen, per pound, per quart.
See the lean month coming
Project your balance six months out from your cash on hand, your budget, and your recent income — and spot a shortfall while there's still time to do something about it.
Profit & loss, and Schedule F
A profit-and-loss whenever you want one, plus a Schedule F summary that maps your categories to the tax form — printable at year end. A helpful guide, not tax advice.
Snap a receipt — it types itself
Photograph a receipt and it reads the total, date, and vendor and fills in the expense for you — with the photo kept attached. Plus recurring entries (monthly, weekly, or biweekly) that post on their own.
Skip the typing
Upload a CSV from your bank and bulk-add transactions — sorted into categories automatically, with duplicates skipped so nothing lands twice.
In the barn, not just at the desk.
Add Homestead Paradise to your phone's home screen and it opens like any other app - no app store needed. Log a dropped egg count or a new planting right where you're standing, with mud still on your boots.
Works in any modern browser - Chrome, Safari, Edge - no app store required.
Meet the Homestead Paradise Community
Our new home for homesteaders — share your setup, show off your place, ask questions, and swap ideas with folks who get it. Anyone can browse free.
Join the Homestead Paradise Community and automatically receive free access to the Homestead Paradise app — one free account unlocks both.
Built by a farm raised homesteader - the maker of Quail Keeper Max - for folks who would rather be outside than wrangling spreadsheets.
Built on respect for your data.
The advisor only works because you trust it with your records. We take that seriously.
Your records never train Harold
Your records are yours. We never use them to train Harold or anyone else — full stop.
Export anytime
One click pulls everything to CSV. Your data is never locked in.
Cancel anytime
No lock-in and no games. Leave whenever you like and take your data with you.
Simple pricing. Harold pays for himself.
Log everything for free, forever. Pay only when you want the advisor in your corner. Every account starts with a 14-day full trial, then settles into Free, no card to start. Save up to 40% with annual billing.
Free
$0forever
Get your whole place on the books.
Start free- Unlimited logging — eggs, harvests, the lot
- 1 animal group + 1 garden bed
- Cross-domain finance rollup
- 5 Harold consults a month
Pro
$7/mo
or $49/yr — save 42%
Unlock Harold. The one most folks want.
Start 14-day trial- Everything in Free
- Daily Harold advice (fair use)
- Up to 5 animal groups
- Garden, preservation & equipment in full
Max
$12/mo
or $99/yr — save 31%
For the busy homestead running at full tilt.
Start 14-day trial- Everything in Pro
- Unlimited animals, beds & groups
- Harold's Eyes photo ID — breeds, plants, pests
- Receipt scan-to-fill expenses
- Breeding, incubation & gestation
- Feed tracking + priority Harold
Your homestead’s smartest season starts today.
Set up your place in minutes, log what you’ve got, and let Harold take it from there.